Real Answers for Owners Who Don’t Have Time for Bullsh*t
You’ve got questions. We’ve heard ’em all.
This isn’t the part where we pretend we’re too polished to be real.
Let’s cut through the crap.
❓“Is this just another online course or coaching program?”
Nope.
This is tactical advice made for storefront operators—not some 12-module fluff marathon with a $997 price tag.
Our 30-Day Playbook is free. If you want 1:1 coaching later, we’ll talk. Until then, get the tactics, put them to work, and prove you’re serious.
❓“I run a restaurant/bar/service biz—not retail. Is this still for me?”
Hell yes.
If you have a door, a counter, and customers you want to walk in and come back, you’re our people.
The tactics apply to any brick-and-mortar biz: retail, hospitality, services—if humans show up in person, we’ve got something for you.
❓“Do I have to do everything you say, every single day?”
Only if you like money.
But seriously—no pressure.
Our free 30-Day Playbook gives you one move a day, but you’re the operator. Take what works, apply it when you can, and get back in control at your pace.
❓“How is this different from the other business advice out there?”
Where do we start?
-
No jargon.
-
No funnels.
-
No theory.
-
No tips that only work if your product is a $40 PDF and a dream.
We speak storefront.
We’ve owned them. Marketed them. Saved them.
This isn’t startup advice in a blazer. It’s real-world, “the toilet’s clogged and payroll’s tomorrow” kind of advice.
❓“Do you actually respond if I email you?”
Yes.
We’re not hiding behind a contact form in a WeWork with 800 unread messages.
Shoot us a message. If it’s not spam or insane, you’ll get a reply. Quickly.
❓“Is this just for struggling businesses?”
Absolutely not.
Plenty of folks use the free 30-Day Playbook to tighten operations, grow revenue, and stop wasting time fixing the same fires over and over.
But if you’re struggling? You’re also exactly who we made this for. And we’re not judging—we’ve been there.
❓“What happens after the 30 days?”
You’ll be smarter, sharper, and slightly more dangerous.
We’ll invite you to other resources, optional coaching, and maybe a whiskey if we’re ever in the same city.
But first, let’s get your business off life support and back in the fight.
❓“Will this work if my staff sucks?”
Eventually.
But let’s be honest—if your team’s allergic to effort and stares at customers like they’re intruding on a TikTok break, you’ve got bigger problems than foot traffic.
Good news:
We cover staff training, retention, and how to stop hiring people who ghost on day three.
Start there. The tactics will actually start working once your team does.
❓“What if I have no time?”
Then this was built for you.
Each tactic takes less than 3 minutes to read—and most can be implemented the same day. For free or very cheap.
We don’t waste time because we know you’re already running on fumes.
This is the oxygen mask you put on before trying to save everyone else.
❓“Do you accept emotional support animals as payment?”
We’d consider it—depending on the animal.
But seriously, most of our resources are free. And when we do charge, it’s because we know the ROI is real.
And we like money more than we like goats.
(Unless the goat is trained to upsell.)